THE CALL
The timeline was overflowing. Memes were backing up. Someone had to answer.
STATUS: RECEIVED// INCIDENT REPORT
EVERY CHART
HAS A PIPE.
And every pipe eventually gets clogged.
Born in a bathroom. Forged by low-cap chaos. Armed with a yellow plunger and the confidence of a cat who has never read a whitepaper.
Plumber Cat doesn’t promise to fix your portfolio. He simply shows up, stares into the abyss, and gets to work.
THE PLUNGE
Blue overalls on. Paws locked. Maximum downward pressure applied.
STATUS: IN PROGRESSTHE FLOW
The community takes the wrench. The story travels wherever the pipe leads.
STATUS: COMMUNITY-LED